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Constance: So, uh, how many girls have you kissed this week, again?

While the question lingered in the air, Craig felt his eyes drifting not-so-subtly to the girl’s ample chest, and he began to see Constance in a totally new light.

Likewise, Constance realized Craig did not have the breasts she thought he did. The result was a face I like to call “the OMERGERD realization”.

Almost as soon as the pair walked into their newly purchased (and furnished!) home in a town of microscopic size, the best friends decided to share a joke or two near the navy-and-white damask wall. This wall would come to see many big events in the household, but they had yet to know this. For now, they lived blissfully unaware of their future; Constance drooled over her over-flirtatious best friend, while Craig subconsciously adored the dorky way she reacted to nearly everything he did.

Coming soon: my 5th attempt at a legacy since the Emmons.

Note: these guys are autonomously the most adorable pair I’ve ever had. Just saying.

physically a virgin, mentally a whore

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mrs-fitzherbert:

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unicornxglitter:

awesomefive:

umm excuse me i think i need a moment

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Hubba hubba…

Hey. I’m reblogging this because it makes my sister uncomfortable. ;D You’re welcome, Rachel.

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Got into the Emmons Legacy - finally!

"Here yee, here yee-"
"What’s all the ruckus upstairs?"

vixsims:

I’ve never seen so many sims do homework together before. :O Look at this chiz.

I&#8217;ve never seen that many sims sitting together/sharing the same memory/all in the same position before! Except for that kid at the bottom. With his raised pencil.

vixsims:

I’ve never seen so many sims do homework together before. :O Look at this chiz.

I’ve never seen that many sims sitting together/sharing the same memory/all in the same position before! Except for that kid at the bottom. With his raised pencil.

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My game is not functioning properly. I keep getting the “expectations raised” error, and I’ve tried reinstalling all my games, and it didn’t work. I tried removing my custom content, but I really cannot live without some of it (all my saved sims look terrible with EA hairs/skins), and so I just am trying to remove CC piece by piece to see what’s causing it. Wish me luck.

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